i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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