no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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