so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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