already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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