I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Say something about gay babies.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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