Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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