He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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