yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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