u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
love makes seman taste better
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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