How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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