she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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