I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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