need another drink. this is the easiest way
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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