Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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