Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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