office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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