Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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