well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
