This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
