walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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