Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Need sex. Gaining weight.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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