I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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