like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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