go do what you do best...puke behind churches
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
is wine microwaveable?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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