hell yes lets make some ravioli
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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