I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
