but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
