Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Randomize
