how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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