hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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