i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My ATM looks so different sober.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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