Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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