He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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