6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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