My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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