Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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