I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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