who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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