just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
my sisters under your porch take her home
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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