Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
