This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i just had sex bonerless
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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