just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sext me about skeletons
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize