everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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