I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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