its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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