i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We just shotgunned beers for America
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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