I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
