She's JV to your varsity
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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