i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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