If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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