Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
