butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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I need you to use more vowels.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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