she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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