is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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