Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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