I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Small penises have feelings too.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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