I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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