sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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