So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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